December 2009
31 posts
40 year old virgin
Paul: You know how I know you're gay?
Seth: How?
Paul: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says you love it when balls are in your face.
Seth: That's gay?
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THINGS ABOUT BEING A WOMAN/GIRL THAT I LOVE
THE KITCHEN
MAKING SANDWICHES FOR MEN
MEN TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
NOT THINKING FOR MYSELF
BEING UNEDUCATED ON IMPORTANT TOPICS
NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STAR WARS AND STAR TREK. ARE THEY LIKE DANCING WITH THE STARS ‘CAUSE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE DANCING WITH THE STARS!
THE KITCHEN. WAIT DID I SAY THAT ALREADY? WELL I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S GOING ON HERE TWICE!
NOT KNOWING WHAT...
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nightmares.
Dean: What were you dreaming about?
Sam: Lollypops and candycanes.
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...
– ~ Marilyn Monroe
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